Normally I do a random number generator for my give-aways because I want to be impartial. And I should have done it this time because the stories, people, the stories you told of children that would be crushed beyond belief were pure evil, I tell you.
But there was one long-time reader who was pure evil genius.
She sent in reinforcements.
The winner of the adorable alligator apron is Candace.
Because she begged.
And sent her husband in to beg for her.
“Go in there and get me a toddler, H.I.”
Have a nice day.