It only took me four hours to pick up the phone and make the call , but I did it.
And they can’t see me until Tuesday.
So I have four more days to wrap myself around an axle prepare for the big dentist appointment, which will only be a consultation, for they know if they try to touch me in any way, shape, or form other than to take an x-ray, they’ll have to pry me off the ceiling tiles.
They have promised massive amounts of whatever hallucinogen that I require for the “real” appointment. We all agree that’s a fantastic idea.
In the meantime, I need to take my mind off things, and since sugary foods are verboten, I decided that a little eye candy would make a fine substitute.
Yes, fine indeed.
I’m also going to to distract myself with a Pineapple Diet Dr. Pepper that Amber swears I’m going to love. I won her Sonic card give-away, which is slightly amusing since she won my Starbucks card give-away about 10 days ago.
It just took a tiny little guilt trip. I swear this wasn’t rigged.
And just in case all of the above doesn’t do the trick, I’m headed here for lunch with a girlfriend. Their website says they have “a soothing atmosphere with a blissful tang”.
I don’t know about you, but I’ve always felt blissful drinking Tang.
Made me feel like an astronaut.
Hopefully like the happy pills will make me feel next week.
Have a nice day.