You may hide behind your pretty brochures and your wall full of color….
or behind your soothing water bath and kneading massage chair….
You may have a welcoming and cheerful Hello Kitty in your waxing room …
But your true identity was confirmed with every yank and rip, for though my eyebrows were admittedly wild and unruly (and quite possibly grown together), I know for certain that they neither extended halfway to my hairline nor halfway down my eyelids as you seemingly implied they did.
Have a nice day.