You know it’s going to be a long day if you find yourself hitting the banana mayonnaise comfort sandwiches before 8 a.m. Either I’ve been hit by a truck or I’m the next confirmed case of the swine flu. (Sorry, I know you’re sick of hearing about swine flu, but I wanted to be culturally relevant and mention it at least once in my blog. For I am hip and happening that way.)
I do not enjoy being sick and fortunately it’s a rare occasion around here when I am. I’d like to think it’s all that healthy eating I do, but having just copped to eating mayonnaise and sugar on white bread in the previous paragraph kinda’ shoots that theory out of the water. A more plausible explanation would be that not cleaning my house has helped build my immune system to levels previously unseen outside a Marvel comic book.
At least the kids are safely away from me in their pristine germ free school environment. I have no idea what they packed for their snacks, but judging from the serious dent in the brownie pan, their teachers will be pulling them off the ceiling tiles by 10:00.
I’m going to go make a serious dent in my pillow.
Have a nice day.