I’ve started three separate posts and ended up hitting “Save draft” because they’re not witty, charming, or worth your time stopping in today.
I could show you pictures of my rose again, or the dead spot in the grass from where the basketball killed it, or the weird plastic finger from Sally’s Beauty Supply.
We could talk about how I got caught in the rain yesterday and learned the lesson about not wearing colored britches under neutral colored pants if the forecast is calling for stormy weather.
I could talk about looking like an Oompaloompa when I pulled out my tinted moisturizer and realized I’m not quite tanned enough to be using it yet.
I might mention that this morning when I told the kids to get dressed while I made breakfast, Baby A said “Make it a fantastic one, please, Mom.” Oh, the pressure….
What about the Lego store opening today that has the boys wound up like Richard Simmons on speed?
The 14 mini-bottles of shampoo I’ve gone through this month in an attempt to clean out under my bathroom sink?
The recipe for my homemade alfredo sauce?
Nope, not striking me today.
Well, maybe the plastic finger….
Have a nice day.