I’m still a little under the weather, as evidenced by the thoughts that crossed my mind as I lay on the couch, remote in hand, hacking out my lungs.
1. Maybe plastic surgery’s not such a bad option after all.
2. If I had half of Maury’s paternity test business, I’d be a rich woman.
3. Three letters. Q-V-C
4. Who knew that for two easy payments of $19.99 I could solve my little “problem” painlessly?
5. I bet Jeff Corwin could get the squirrels out of my attic.
6. 587 channels and I’m stuck on Cheaters?
7. I would not cross Judge Judy.
8. Where are my WKRP in Cincinnati reruns?
9. I love the Wonderpets theme song.
10. Bidding on the first showcase in such an amateur move.
If I’m still down tomorrow, we’re moving to Video on Demand.
Have a nice day.