Mr. CPQ (eating and frowning): Did you buy new rice?
Mr. CPQ: Is this jasmine rice?
Mr. CPQ (still trying to elicit stimulating dinner conversation): Maybe basmati?
Me (deciding to humor him enter into the discussion): Is there something wrong with the rice?
Mr. CPQ: I don’t want to hurt your feelings, but it tastes like Bounce.
Note to self: Never store the rice on top of the dryer sheets.
Have a nice day.