Don’t turn your back on your KitchenAid mixer while it’s kneading.
It may be sneaky on you and decide to walk across the counter and make a headfirst dive onto the floor.
And damage the Pergo.
And bend the bowl.
It will not, however, break the mixer.
And the bread will still be delicious.
It’s all about looking on the bright side….
Have a nice day.