I may or may not be typing this on my iPhone at a Panera.
I may or may not be insanely jealous of the woman at the table next to me who is eating two bagels all by herself.
I may or may not have stopped at the grocery store on the way to school this morning to buy breakfast and FEED IT TO MY CHILDREN IN THE PARKING LOT outside the store.
I may or may not be ready for Mr. CPQ to get back from his road trip.
I may or may not have pulled out the whole “starving children in China” speech this morning at the boy who complained about peanut butter and jelly AGAIN in his lunchbox.
I may or may not have felt immediately horrible about my snippiness since it was my fault we were down to nothing in the cupboards.
I may or may not be on my 5th cup of coffee before 9 a.m.
I may or may not be headed to meet friends for coffee at 10.
I may or may not have found my written and addressed thank-you notes from Christmas in a stack of papers on the kitchen counter.
I may or may not have thought I mailed them three weeks ago.
I may or may not be in hot water with my mother and the in-laws for that one.
Have a nice day.