Sus, your posts the last couple of days have been pretty lame. What gives?
Oh, Dear Reader, you noticed? You were so kind not to mention my complete lack of creativity fueled by lack of caffeine. FedEx still has not arrived and I have resorted to dunking a tea bag in hot water and sipping it out of my Starbucks mug which is wrong on all sorts of levels but denial has always worked well for me and I’m not going to stop now.
Sus, are you really that addicted anything else going on?
Well, I did start a new job this week and it has thrown me for a little loop. I’ve taken over a recruiting assistant’s job for the next three weeks (please, dear Lord, let it only be three weeks) and a) I have never done it before; b) it requires me to use unfamiliar technology created by the likes of Bill Gates who employs smart people whose sole function in life is to irritate the mess out of me; and c) I don’t do well with change.
The long and short of it is that I’ve spent most of Monday and Tuesday staring at the phone and willing it not to ring.
But Sus, weren’t you trained for your new job by the outgoing assistant?
Why, yes, I was. It was for 30 whole minutes on the assistant’s last day. Now, you tell me, on your last day of work would you rather be training somebody or would you rather get it over with so you can go eat the cake your coworkers brought for you in the conference room?
I think we all know the answer to that one.
And did I mention my training was last week? As in 5 days ago? My brain is the size of a fruit fly’s. By the time Monday rolled around and the emails started pouring in and the phone began ringing off the hook, I’d done forgot everything.
Sus, that was improper grammar.
I know it was improper grammar. I was just checking to see if you had stuck around.
Sus, you really need to go now. Your work line is ringing.
Do I have to?
Sus, you need to.
But they’re going to ask me to do things I don’t know how to do.
Buck up, little camper.
I want my mommy.
Have a nice day.