1. Did anyone see the Castle finale last night? Nathan Fillion SLAYS ME. SLAYS ME DEAD. I officially cannot wait for September.
2. Tonight is the school talent show and one of our little squash blossoms auditioned and was selected to perform. It’s a little nerve-wracking as I have no idea what the performance will entail as he refuses to preview it for us
and I am projecting my own fear of bombing on-stage onto my child but he has confidence in spades and is ready for his turn in the spotlight.
I will be in the back, breaking out in hives.
Even though this has nothing to do with me.
Because I’m psycho.
3. I checked on apartment availability yesterday and I swear every leasing agent is twenty-two, has long hair, and is named Emily.
And they are all overly eager to show me the swimming pool which is understandable considering they haven’t had three children or had to nervous eat their way through life.
4. There are currently two empty Coke bottles , three glasses, a cold cup of coffee, a spoon, a thermometer, a corkscrew, six Lego creations, and a pair of shoes on my desk.
And nary a pen or pencil to be found.
5. You know, five.
Have a nice day.